January 2011
92 posts
Its the realization that it may never happen, but...
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Sensory
Walking past the
tan stained buildings
Take deep breath
in
Lungs fill
as the scent
of clean laundry
twirls in me
and I
am
reminded of you
-Maegan Annelise Rowley
“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you...”
– Juno (via quote-book)
If a Dog Were Your Teacher…
by REBECCA on DECEMBER 31, 2005
in ANIMAL STORIES
I
f a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your...
Fruit or Vegetable?
Technically, green peppers, zucchini, cucumbers, and tomatoes are all fruits. But don’t try telling that to the U.S. Supreme Court. Per the 1893 case Nix v. Hedden, the court decided tomatoes were veggies and therefore subject to the vegetable tariff. The Supreme Court’s reasoning? Tomatoes have to be vegetables because they’re usually served with dinner, not dessert
Smoke Your Veggies
RESTAURANT | ST. LOUIS, MO, USA
(I’m a waitress taking the order of a little girl and her mother.)
Young Daughter: “I’ll get the mac’n’cheese. Extra cheesy!”
Mother: “No, you certainly will not. It’s your third day eating mac n’ cheese, missy! You’re going to get chicken and broccoli.”
Young Daughter: “But mommy! Eddie said that broccoli is bad for you!”
Mother: “Your brother most...
“The moment in your life when you wanna smack yourself in the face and say,...”
It's gonna be 28 degrees in Norfolk tomorrow but...
GIFSoup
If you type "google gravity" and then click "I'm...
thechemistrybetweenus:
asdfghjkllove:
played with that for a good ten minutes
Best thing EVER
